Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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