Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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