I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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