i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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