Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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