if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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