Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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