I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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