had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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