All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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