Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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