if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Randomize
