Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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