Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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