Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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