i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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