I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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