Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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