Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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