butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I need water and some morals
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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