you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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