if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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