i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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