wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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