Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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