Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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