i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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