Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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