That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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