So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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