her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i dont even know how to be here
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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