I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do vagina's smell?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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