If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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