She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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