your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i permit you to call me
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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