im drinking this country out of the recession.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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