if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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