marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Congratulations! We have a period
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
