I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
