yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just found a bag of teeth...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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