I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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