I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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