apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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