I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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