Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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