; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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