Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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