try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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