we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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