i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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