Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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