Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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