oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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